Im a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I like to dance but I’m white so I must suck at it.
I’m not a virgin so I must be a whore.
I have chlamydia, so it must hurt when I pee.
I’m a Barbie Girl, so I must be in a Barbie world.
I’m Blue so I must da ba dee da ba die.
I’m Muslim so I must be planning a way to blow up the USA.
I like rock music so I must be unfriendly and rude.
I can’t move my face so I must be Kristen Stewart.
I split my soul seven ways so I must be the most powerful dark wizard of all time.
I have red hair and wear hand me down robes so I must be a Weasley.
My wife is down there all by herself so I must not have a wife.
I escaped from Azkaban so I must be a deranged murderer.